The Ball of Kerymuir

Four and twinty virgins
Came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less

Chorus:

Ball's to your partner
Arse against the wall
If you never get fucked
On a Saturday's night
You'll never be fucked at all

The village plumber he was there
He felt an awful fool
He'd come eleven leagues or more
And forgot to bring his tool

There was fucking in the hallways
And fucking in the ricks
You couldn't hear the music
For the swishing of the pricks

There was fucking in the kitcheb
And fucking in the halls
You couldn't hear the music for
The claning of the balls

Sandy Mc Pherson he come along
It was a bloody shame