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ENGINEER'S SONG

Chorus:

An engineer said before he died
Oh rump-titty, rump-titty, rump-titty rump
An engineer said before he died
Eiiho!
An engineer said before he died
And I've no reason to believe he lied
Oh rump-titty, rump-titty, rump-titty rump

Verses:

He knew a girl with a cunt so wide...
And she said she couldn't be satisfied.

So he built a bloody great wheel...
And attached it to a prick of steel.

Two brass balls he filled with cream...
And the whole bloody thing was driven with steam.

He laid her on a feathery bed...
And tied her feet up over her head.

He placed the machine in the position to fuck...
And wished that girl bloody good luck.

In and out went that prick of steel...
And 'round and 'round went that bloody great wheel.

Up and up went the level of steam...
And down and down went the level of cream.

Till at last the young girl cried...
"Enough, enough, I'm satisfied."

Now we come to the tragic bit...
There was no way of stopping it.

She was split from ass to tit...
And the whole damn thing was covered with shit.

Now we come to the part that's grim...
It jumped off her and jumped on him.

Now we come to the part that's true....
It jumped off him and jumped on you.

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