The Ball of Kerymuir
Four and twinty virgins
Came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less
Chorus:
Ball's to your partner
Arse against the wall
If you never get fucked
On a Saturday's night
You'll never be fucked at all
The village plumber he was there
He felt an awful fool
He'd come eleven leagues or more
And forgot to bring his tool
There was fucking in the hallways
And fucking in the ricks
You couldn't hear the music
For the swishing of the pricks
There was fucking in the kitcheb
And fucking in the halls
You couldn't hear the music for
The claning of the balls
Sandy Mc Pherson he come along
It was a bloody shame