Syphilis (melodie van Yesterday)
Syphilis
how it hurts when I have a piss
I wonder who it was who gave me this
Oh I believe in Syphilis
CHORUS
How I got that sore, I didn't know, she was a whore.
I was indiscreet, Now I've got infected meat.
Syphilis
feels like razors every time I piss.
Who the hell's to blame for this?
It's agony this syphilis.
Syphilis
chancre sores and spots upon my skin,
I never should have stuck it in,
Now I will die of syphilis.
Syphilis
it all started with a simple kiss.
Now it even hurts to take a piss.
Oh why did I get syphilis?
Leprocy
Leprocy
bits and pieces falling off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Since I acquired leprosy.
CHORUS:
How I got that sore, I didn't know, she was a whore.
I was indiscreet, Now I've got infected meat.
Leprosy
stumps for toes and fingers, woe is me,
There goes my dick, how will I pee?
Quite messily, with leprosy.
Leprosy
all my skin is falling off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be.
Oh, how did I get leprosy?
PREGNANCY
Birth control
is the only way to save my soul.
Since I put it in my girl friend's hole,
Now I believe in birth control.
CHORUS
Why I had to cum, I don't know she wouldn't blow.
I did something wrong, Now I long for birth control.
Pregnancy
there's a shotgun hanging over me.
Why has this bulge got to be?
I should have used one silly me.
CHASTITY
no-one's dick is getting into me,
Hanging on to my virginity,
I'll never catch an S.T.D.
CHORUS:
Now I never come, No squelching noises at night,
I can't get no fun, Now I'm into chastity.
Chastity
now I've gone for celibacy,
It means no-one wants to fuck with me,
I just call it chastity.
Chastity
I've forgotten what my bits are for,
I don't even masturbate no more,
No fear of pregnancy for sure.
STD
my tool's gone purple, black and green,
The worst a clinic's ever seen,
Do you know just what I mean?
STD
lots of bugs which have a ball,
Apart from AIDS I have them all,
Cystitis pains are in my tool ....
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